Hello, Pee-friend ! 👋
Have you noticed anything different lately? Aside from the fact that the price of the season ticket goes up every year... finally, there's some real good news! Thanks to the new regulations (since places like Navarre have gotten serious about banning absurd plastics), Festivals are required to provide us with access to free drinking water . 🚰
Yes, you read that right. No more paying €2 for a bottle of hot water or dehydrating yourself like a raisin to save money.

(Pssst... If you're looking for a fight about why they charge €2 for the reusable cup and you feel like it's a rip-off, relax, we're cooking up a specific post where we're going to vent about it. [ Coming soon ]. Today, we're going to focus on solutions ).
In PlanPee We're realistic. Free water has a mathematical and inevitable side effect: If you stay well hydrated, you'll pee a lot more.
And here begins the real Survival Horror : 40-minute queues, portable toilets that look like a radioactive zone, and the eternal question of "Should I hold it in or wet myself?"
Chill . We've designed the perfect strategy for you to hydrate and free up space Don't let the headliner ruin it for you. Here's your Festivalera Pro Protocol . 👇
1. How to drink free water at festivals without making a mess in your glass
Let's be practical. The festival's reusable cup is great for beer or kalimotxo. But for water, it's a... MISTAKE .
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If you go dancing with a full glass of water, you shower too early.
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If you keep it in your pocket or fanny pack, you'll get covered in the sticky residue from the previous beer. Ewww .
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If you lose it, you have to pay for another one.
The PlanPee Hack:
You need a ninja system. Something that gets through security (because it's empty), doesn't take up much space, and lets you drink for free whenever you want.
Here comes our new PlanPee Collapsible Bottle .
It's literally an accordion.
✅ You carry it folded in your pocket (it takes up less space than a pack of tissues).
✅ You unfold it at the free water point.
✅ You hang it on your fanny pack and you have half a liter of extra life to give it your all.
2. How to pee at the concert
Okay, you're hydrated and refreshed. Great. But your bladder alerts you just as your favorite song starts. You glance over at the portable toilets and... Panic . The queue snakes around the corner and you know that what awaits you inside that plastic booth reeks of desperation.
Are you missing the concert? Are you risking going in there? NO.
👉 The Star Solution: The PlanPee Urinary Bag
Forget about endless queues. Forget about disgust.
This is our crown jewel. A magical little bag that fits in your pocket and, when you use it, It turns the liquid into an odorless gel in seconds .

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In the tent itself? Yes.
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Behind an inconspicuous tree? Yes, that too.
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In the portable toilet itself, but standing up, quickly, and without touching ANYTHING? Of course .
You pee, you seal the airtight bag and throw it in the trash. Game over, dirty bathrooms.
3. THE FINAL TOUCH: VIP Hygiene (The final touch)
You've already had your drink (from your bottle) and freed up space (with your bag). But... let's be honest. At festivals, toilet paper is practically a myth, like unicorns. And the feeling of "not being clean" can be a real buzzkill.
Remember the free water you carry in your collapsible bottle? Well, it has a second use that will blow your mind.
👉 The Secret: 🚿 The Portable Bidet Plug (we've nicknamed it the "Magic Squirt Plug" 🤭) 🚿

It's a special stopper that transforms your PlanPee Collapsible Bottle in a portable pressurized bidet.
The masterstroke:
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You take out your bottle with clean water.
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You replace the regular cap with the Pee-Shower .
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You squeeze and... a stream of clean water! 💦

You wash your private parts without touching questionable surfaces, using fresh water. It's hygienic, quick, and leaves you feeling "just showered" (even if you've been jumping for 12 hours).
SUMMARY: Your Concert Survival Kit 2026 🎒
This year, don't let logistics spoil the fun. The strategy is simple:
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🎒 It carries the water (and saves) with the Collapsible Bottle .
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😎 Skip the lines with the PlanPee Urinary Bag .
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🚿 Feel clean always with the Pee-Shower .
Because you can be a festival-goer, eco-responsible, and above all... I'd like to go clean .
And you? Are you team "hold it until you explode" or team "I'm going to wet myself"? (Spoiler: I'd better be team PlanPee 😉).
👇 Grab your kit here and forget about drama!
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